Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
You don't seem to appreciate the rareness of his junk.
Send me a picture. I'm more of a visual learner.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
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