Also do the "tongue the pee-hole" thing.
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
Im in a bar and I just invented a scrabble drinking game. People are cheering. It's like the universe has aligned itself.
i tried to climb in the window in the limo because i wanted the driver to take me to get noodles. ive reached a new level of fat kid
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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