ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
she burped and cried multiple times. it was like i was getting head from a baby.
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
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you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
Typical Sunday afternoon purchase of condoms and a helium tank.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
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COME GET ME FR THE HOSPIGAL'!!!!!
The only downside to doctor sex is that getting choked with a stethoscope leaves marks.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Hey when you get home, can you do me a solid and throw one of your pregnancy tests on my bed?
EPT or First Response?
Executive decision.... we are cuddling naked
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
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