Your dad touched me again.
I woke up to 'call me' written in red lipstick on my chest. Thats the hottest/sluttiest thing ever. I win at LIFE!
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
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Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
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You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
I feel awkward giving career advice while naked
Thank you for listening to my rant about tacos.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
Alone, in the dark, eating tacos and drinking vodka. Who's apartment is this?
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