the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Mowing drunk should be an olympic sport...
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Well its kinda hard to gift wrap an orgasm
Dick in a box?
I'd like to bring you 40 virgins and treasure chests of gold to make you feel better
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
I woke up this morning with a half eaten bagel and an empty pack of imitation crab meat in my bed. This is going to be my response to pick up lines now.
Shut the fuck up! I can hear you having sex over Pirates of the Caribbean you moaning whore.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
I may or may not have been feeling patriotic and banged Captain America in a closet. SPOILER ALERT: We broke his shield
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