I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
YOU GOT EVICTED FROM A TRAILER PARK!?!? WTF!!!!!
Some girl next to me in class is making a list of whta to pack for spring break & it was a normal list until she put birth control in all caps w/ stars around it
Being back home for the summer opens up so many opportunities to have sex without increasing my number
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Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
I just had to stop two people giving each other hand jobs in the pool. That was not something I was taught in lifeguard training
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
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I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
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