oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
so i made out with some dude last night at the bar. and some girl just stood there and watched. i felt bad so i made out with her too. She looked like she felt left out.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
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once you have herpes you dont really care what goes in your mouth anymore.
REAL PEOPLE DRINK 3 BEERS ALONE WILL WATCHING THE LIFETIME MOVIE ABOUT PRINCE WILLIAM AND KATE MIDDLETON
Should have told me the night we were talking about deal breakers that vomming outside your car was one of them. I would have taken a cab back
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
Dude, do you think he'd be pissed if he found out that I always reference him as my starter husband?
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
So is that a yes?