Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
19 People Confess The Craziest Sex Act They’ve Ever Participated In
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
17 People Admit the Worst Thing They’ve Done To a Server
PUB CRAWL IS THE WEEK I COME BACK FROM NOLA OMG OMG OMG. Has it been a year already since I tried to make out with you and you let a bar tender take a shot out of your cleavage? Time flies.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
Fuck you, I'm yelling at a mountain right now
I woke up completely naked with the exception of my leg warmers. Last night must have been interesting.
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar