I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
We were coming but I found wine on my way out the door.
Boobs are out for the taking
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
I just realized I wasn't at the party anymore. I was just sitting there with a vacuum.
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
I've Ubered to the bar three times this weekend to get my car but every time I get there I end up drinking. Still no car.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
Still riding the magical train of drugs so, yeah, Id say I feel great
Well, for starters, you were growling and slurping beer from a puddle on the carpet. Let's all hope that was beer...
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