Where did you get a picture of my penis
and the officer said have you been drinking
and i said NOO SIR.
and he said, I am a woman.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
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DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
I know how vodka works Grace. I'm drunk, not stupid.
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
You know what...ii have the turtles...were together....i love these god damn turtles...
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