fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
On my way home from Vegas. Just realized my pants are inside out
I don't know why girls would even talk to someone as drunk as I was.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
Let's be honest. I make up for my well below average sized penis with a great personality and a possibly successful future
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
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