Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
Is "incoherent" a legit goal to strive for tonight? Or should I stay sober enough to fuck who I can?
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
I peed my pants and am still dancing with guys at the club because I liked my outfit too much to change. Call the ratchet emergency
I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
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