You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
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Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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