yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
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i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
I think once you know a guy's chest measurements the stalking has gone too far..
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Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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