I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Dear tim. Christina farted and it smells like kid roses.
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
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He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
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He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.