doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I have funfetti in my underwear...will you come get me?
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
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Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
Annnnddddd this chick is using a hand puppet made of a sock to give her research presentation...
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
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I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
where are my eyebrows?
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
I'm at this party and a blind kid just walked in and asked "where is the fucking pong table"
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