This girl is more easily done than said...
So we sucessfully lit our bathtub on fire. Thought you should know.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
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I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I found three vicadin and a pint of fireball with the note. In case of emergency drink me under their sink.
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doctors was a success... no liver damage and I lost five pounds.. we're celebrating tonight you get the whiskey I'll get the burritos.
you were angry and didn't have anything else to throw so you threw a breakfast burrito...?
Please don't bang more than two exes at a time, just so I won't get confused.
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Add tweezing eyebrows to the list of things not to do while on adderol....
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