You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i distinctly remember leaping through the apartment to rescue the clam chowder burning in the kitchen
I'm pretty sure that I'm earning a horrible reputation with your friends, but I'm having a fucking great time in the process.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
I need to stop treating my body like that of a Vegas hooker on vacation in Ibiza
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
there was a keg and pinata at my uncles funeral, and a bunch of scary looking biker dudes showed up to pay their respects. i need to strive to be more like him.
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
The waxing lady fingered me during my brazilian. 40 dollars well spent
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