i'd like someone to explain to me why my clothes are all sticky. including my fanny pack. yes, this is a mass text.
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
I legit just woke up on my couch, snuggled up next to some guy who's wearing my roommate's pink bathroble. What the fuck do they put in those shots?
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
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I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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