Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
When she e-mailed me back asking for proof, complete with hospital intake records, I just told her it was a home-birth. I'm prepared to take the fail.
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
Whoever put the picture of my dad in the condom box is an asshole
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
How drunk is she?
She's trying to French braid the dogs hair, there's no stopping her
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
My roomate had an hour long melt down about her life choices not realizing I was in the middle of having sex... So yea it went pretty horribly.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
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