Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
She gives pretty bad head, but when it's in her dad's Lexus SUV it's tough to complain.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
I'm sorry for the texts and anything that I said that may have caused confusion, pain or irritation. I shall not be drinking again. Furthermore I will not be keeping a phone on me should I fail to adhere to the prior statement.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
Fyi, shaking your genitals at me doesn't count as "trying to have sex".
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
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