Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
There is nothing wrong with wanting a slide attached to your staircase
you know its bad when everytime i put on a shirt i think of who i hooked up with in it
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
Going to rent a magician for when I eat shrooms. How has no one thought of this?
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
I left the office with a vacuum, 2 condoms and 300 dollars cash money. Tell me I don't have the most versatile job on the planet.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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