I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
sunday morning discovery: something purple, smelly, and sticky my hair. any suggestions?
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our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
You're just telling me nice things because you came in my eye.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
You threw a hot dog at his face...I wouldn't call you either.
I told them the reason I passed out was because of "heat exhaustion." Not from showing up drunk. Good thing this is Arizona.
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Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
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