STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
we found a loaf of bread in my bathroom i believe its yours. sorry i took a shower before we noticed so it might be soggy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Some rando is vomiting profusely into the garden outside the employee entrance. Where are you when things like this happen to me?
Vomiting outside the employee entrance
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
I WOULD SERIOUSLY RECOMMEND THE SHIT THAT I AM ON RIGHT NOW
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
Look, you're talking to the wrong girl here. Tacos>dick always and forever
I woke up with my phone plugged into an extension cord in my garage. No clue how I got home. Videos of me flogging my roommate with my set of keys telling him he's the worst roommate ever. And my mom woke me up at 8am asking how to make a DVD...Goddamnit first Friday.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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