so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
so i woke up this morning covered in mail. none of it is mine.
Dude, just discovered frito and mozzarella nachos. Don't say I never contributed anything to this world.
Matt just took me to visit my puke stain from 2 weeks ago at the train station...I'm fucking impressive
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
All I'm saying is that whoever owned the wheelchair clearly didn't need it or they wouldn't have been able to leave it there
Besides. I don't even really like sex because it feels great. I like it because for thirty minutes I own that guys ass.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Oh, also as a concerning side note, my bra had drops of blood on it. So I don't know what the deal was, but someone I was around was definitely bleeding a decent amount.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Just bought a gingerbread house kit and pregnancy tests. Happy holidays.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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