Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
A slipped finger up the butt isn't the end of the world
Dude you need to stop whoring out my boobs. They are for emergencies only.
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
Good, I would never sleep with your boyfriend , or send you an edible arangment
I've been really sick the past 4 days. Last night, I actually turned down a bj. I may be dying.
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
When he identified himself as captain clitoris i knew my night was fucked.
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