GO HOME AND LIKE EVERYTHING ON COLT'S FACEBOOK UNTIL 2007.
Wtf it's a Friday night?
PRIORITIZE.
Wow my backseat really seemed a lot bigger when we were 16
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
Im wearing all my glow sticks to bed so i know where my arms are at all times.
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
Randomize
