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Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
you kept yelling at her to "show me your genitals" until the bouncers told us to leave...at which point you showed them YOUR genitals...
please don't ever take me to a strip club again...
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This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Just saw a tranny in a skimpy captain america costume walking around campus. Going to follow her. You gotta see this
HIS TAN HAS PUT ME TO SHAME. HE TOOK HIS PANTS OFF AND HIS DICK LOOKED LIKE A GHOST
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
I just saw my 7th grade teacher at the club. We had a pretty good talk over drinks. Turns out we both like dancing on tables.
I have someone saved in my phone as "This Hoe Ain'tit' Loyal" and I'm missing my superman boxers. Explain.
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
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