And to think..we used to do everything sober...
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
why is it ever time u get laid i end up having to clean something twice? you have no idea how hard it is to wash smugged ass cheeks off the counter
there not mine if that helps
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
It was fine until he came back to my place, grabbed a beer, HIGH-FIVED me, and left.
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
You're lucky you got out when you did, about an hour later the girl in the Franzia box started wrestling everyone.
Any chance I can buy my dignity back with $45?
He made the moves first, we made out...then we folded his laundry.
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
That was the most spiritually awakened shit I have ever taken.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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