I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
If I've learned one thing today? Blow jobs get you to state championships.
Alright. Who did it? Who's bangin' the ump?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
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I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
did i get hit in the head with a hammer? someone just asked me...
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
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Note to self: You can't deep fry cheese-its.
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
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