sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
what part of 'taking a night off' includes MDMA in your world?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Don't blame me for eating all the ham.. I gave it out to people, so at most I'm guilty of ham distribution
and everything will be beautiful and nothing will hurt and we will eat nachos
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I'm standing at the bottom of the driveway w a sign that says plow me
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent him this really overly apologetic text asking him out. It was just sad. Not even 27 shots of whiskey can grow me a self-esteem.
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Too much dab too little lung dying 😵😵😵
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
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