I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
she then came into the room and yelled I'M GOING TO BE A COCK BLOCK for 5 minutes
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We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
And then I chipped his tooth because I got too into it. Helloo, single life.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Ya but I plan to getting arrested more towards the end of summer
I miss college girls! You know how depressing it is to fuck 30 year olds? That's what failure feels like
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and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
I think a girl on my floor is watching zombie porn. There is literally no other description for the noise coming from her room.
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
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