He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
oh god my hair smells like rotten vegetables, sweat, and tequila. I wanna party with your neighbors every night.
Apparently, the right response to, "How do you feel about a terrorist being in the area?" isn't, "Well, we have vodka in the freezer, so we're good for now."
well one of us has to be wrong and it's not going to be me
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.