some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
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I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
the remote is under the fat chick passed out on the couch. Good luck .. and may god have mercy on your soul.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
I misjudged the power of my pelvic thrusting capabilities. His nose is broken. Thoughts?
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He took off his priest costume and proceeded to dryhump the teletubby.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!