I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
I wouldnt endorse that guy if he was walking in a walkathon to raise money for a disease i had
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
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Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
Unfortunately hes not a hipster douchebag with no life goals, so naturally I'm not interested.
Remember when you fed me goldfish while I was -inside- of someone?
Just to let you know... If you ever want to get me a gift, the One Direction perfume comes out soon....... It's called Our Moment. It's an appropriate gift for a 25 year old woman.
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
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I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
Alright I'd bang a 4 sober, It's been like 3-4 weeks or how ever long 4th of July was ago. I wanna fuck something.
4th of July was 12 days ago. The date is literally in the text you just sent.
I don't care about the dates I just wanna bone something.
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
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