Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I just had my first experience getting hit on by a guy. It was really awkward, he touched my chest and invited me to a gay bar because "women get drunk and let their guard down at gay bars"
thats actually pretty good logic
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
I think I just used lyrics from the Sister Sister theme song to let a guy down easy...
I'm driving up the street and can't tell if my ears are actually about to pop or not.
A solid 8.5 on the baked meter, I need to stop.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
WE SHOULD FUCK TWO GUYS THAT LIVE TOGETHER
THAT WOULD BE SO CONVENIENT WE COULD CARPOOL
Found a piece of twizzler in my buttcrack.
I taught her to play Monopoly. She sold me her bra to keep from going bankrupt.
I won't let penises inside me if you won't let tequila inside you, deal?
lesbians are really intense tho, she made me take her eye makeup off and told me she was going to eat me for breakfast
You know shit got weird when you watched another guy shove drugs up your wife's ass and it wasn't awkward for any of us....