ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
I got concerned once i realized you weren't there to hear us having sex. See I do worry about you.
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You told me to pour the Gatorade on you "like Flashdance"
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I can always pull a half day at work too. My boss makes exceptions for drug use. Lol. I fucking love my job.
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
My Easter dress smells like alcohol, men, and bad decisions
Just shared a bacon biscuit with my cat.... Life is weird for me right now