did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
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I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
You said you were going to take the sideview mirror to your own car so that nobody would steal it. Thats why you woke up with it.
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
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you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
I tried to find the bar, ended up at a car dealership. Then the alarms went off.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
I mean. I'm excited for the Seahawks too. I just love nachos.