New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
Come back. She's looking through naked pics of his exes on his phone and questioning him about them and I'm too drunk to walk away.
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
Well if she's the kinda girl that doesn't want you after seeing a pic of your balls squeezed together, she's not the girl for you.
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
I told her I was going to sleep early last night. I probably should not have sent that snapchat of us playing beer pong.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
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