Can we have unprotected sex soon?
Don't quote me on that, I'm a walking boner
she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
sorry can't make it tonight, greg's getting back from italy. he's had two weeks of carbs and no gym; now's my chance to get myself a piece of that newly-fat, low self-esteemed ass.
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
You didn't act like you were blacked out yesterday...
I didn't know
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
The worst part about being a grammar Nazi is all the porn I skip over because the titles are misspelled
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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