I'm not saying I want a booty call. I just want what Cory and Topanga had.
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
It was annoying to wait 4 hour for him to be inside for 5 seconds.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
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guy just got out of the car at the drive in and told his girlfriend "fuck you and your taco" and walked off
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
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Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
If he cant deal with my insomnia and sex drive I really feel sorry for his child and ex fiance. Adulthood breakups are depressing.
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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