There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
You tied the party balloons to your nipple ring so that everyone would know you partied.
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everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
What's the rule on cocaine before dinner?
Its 11 o'clock somewhere
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I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
I hooked up with a guy dressed up as morning wood. Needless to say he lived up to his costume.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
I can no longer play with you. I puked on my feet in the shower. I'm too old for this.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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