Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
Thank you as well. My penis is starting a slow-clap right now.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
He told me about how he pissed his pants last weekend like it was a normal part of conversation. Within 10 minutes I was going home with him. I think he put me under some kind of spell.
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
What if he stabs me in the back, mid-orgasm, as I sit on his face? It'd be a miraculous way to go but that's not the point
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
We are literally scheduling phone sex... if that's not long distance af then i don't know what is
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Uess honpr I rememebrt hEzS cuter
You'll have to translate that into sober in the morning.
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