sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
My boss just told me not to come back to work if I decide to drink. Challenge accepted.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
They don't even know who I am but they just woke me up with maracas and invited my boobs to a kegger
I feel as bad as you right now. I'm about to use one girls car to go see another one
Fuck ya. But normally I drove one girls car picking up a different girl while texting another girl lol
My new hobby is moving his stuff to random places in the house. Good luck making a smoothing at 6:30 in the morning, the blender top's in the dog food container
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage