is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Drank beer out of a hotwheels bucket all night
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
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i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
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Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
The uber man and I sat in silence. With my underwear in my purse and my dress shoved in the pocket of the hoodie the guy gave me.
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off