Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
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She needs to learn she only fits into our friendship as a DD.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
He waited until after foreplay to tell me that he didn't have a condom and "we" would just have to settle for a bj tonight...
my mom just walked in on me in the shower doing the "ass hair shave" pose.
Ew. After that you just pretty much proved that your vagina is the reason why my vagina needs two toilet seat covers when peeing in public restrooms
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I thought I was smashed last night but the girl trying to pee in the fridge had me beat. True story.
I just replaced the poop spray with an air horn... Now we wait!
I'm sorry I pissed in your bedroom and then woke you up when I tried to jump off the balcony
I was really proud of me too last night! Found a discarded hamburger that I have no memory of at the foot of the bed. Instead of a Dude. I'm really growing as a person
He ain't mine yet. Gotta have a third date before I pee on him and mark territory.
Oh. Wait. That happened on the second date.
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
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