Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
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we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
I think if I could use my boobs as a second pair of hands everything would be ok
Both his mom and his sister were hitting on me when I stopped by today. He isn't a real friend anyway, right?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I wrote a list of things I enjoy doing. So far it says "get high and go to museums."