lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
she had a my little ponys comforter. i left when she went to the bathroom
wait can you just look around please? that was my favorite bra and i've already asked like 3 other guys
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So I think I just got a job offer from the guy I used to blow. See, networking pays off.
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
So last night I taught an old homeless dude to respond to "Blue" so I could shout your my boy Blue at the party
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I told this guy in the dining hall that he's a hippie god and he's never made eating yogurt so sexy
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
What the fuck i just wanna eat my froot loops and sext in peace. Y'all motherfuckers gotta be loud as shit and break my concentration
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
I just thought you should know that you should be proud of your dick. It's pretty much perfect. Just, ya know, by the way.
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