are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
i know i should keep better track of the things that i put in your vagina but i've put so many things in there it's hard to keep track
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Drinking from the bottle. In bed. Making dinosaur noises. Oh man.
Just had to double check that I had pants on. THAT kind of weekend.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
Let me call you later. I’m lining up some office dick now that working at home is ending
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