Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
Never play truth or dare with a girl who carries a dildo in her purse. I'll never go to a Denny's again.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
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