I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
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How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
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I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
He handcuffed himself to the keg... D is hooking up with him anyway.
My life hurts
I woke up 30 minutes away from the bar, my car was at a train station, and when I got home all I got was the speechless head shake
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
She's hot and all. It's just I don't want to become Eskimo brothers with my sister
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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