So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
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nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
Hey remember that night when you sang Fergie to me? I think that's the exact moment in time when the thought "I could be faithful to this man" came into serious consideration.
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Would you and/or him be willing to dress up like the phantom, sing me music of the night and then bone the shit out of me? this is important.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Are we at that point yet where I can just say "I want you to sit on my face"? If not, want to go out for "drinks"?
Everclear isn't food dammit
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
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