we just toasted to your mouth on alex's balls at the bar
Just an fyi, teatherball while wasted might be the hardest sport ever.
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Do you ever actually plan things? Or is it always drugs then whatever happens? I'm considering being worried about you
you take my contact solution?
drank it last night then filled it with brandy for the plane ride.
I just left and he walked me out and went call me if you're ever... Eh... Whatever. And walked away.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
Tempted to tell the Titos promoters at this bar that they are doing the lords work.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
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