I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
I drank 13 shots. Which is unlucky. Which is why i threw up.
you threw up because you drank 13 SHOTS
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Trick or treaters just rang our doorbell
Give them the moldy beer cans, we need to get rid of those
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
My memory of last night is a delicious blur of tits, ass, and alcohol.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
i said cake fell into my bra, you stood up and yelled "Im coming soldier", leaped acrossed the couch and started motorboating my boobs. i would have been cool with it if your mom didnt keep calling me the "lesbiainizer"
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
I just had to explain my bite marks to my allergy doctor when she gave me my shots...You're the best <3
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
