So. Did i wake up at 430, try to drive home, stop to throw up at a shell, and try to clean out my car and drop my keys in a full dumpster? Yes.
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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We found you in the middle of the road chucking gravel because "the house was too far away".
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
I'm over here trying to figure out how to get shake shack delivered to my bed and Jamie is having a child
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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